Always Abby

KEEPIN' IT REAL AT THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS

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fleur:
oh, i have to breathe underwater for an hour? better get myself a bubble of air!
cedric:
yeah, bubble charm seems like the best solution.
harry:
see i didn't think of that but i do have this handy plant.
everyone:
what about you, viktor?
viktor:
IM GONNA BE A FUCKING SHARK

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PRESS PLAY AND WATCH THE GIF

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I WAS EXPECTING SOME REALLY CREEPY MUSIC AND THEN THIS HAPPENED. I cant breathe. I can’t stop laughing.

I don’t know if I’ve ever laughed that loudly before. I was NOT expecting that!

LMFAO IM LAUGHING SO HARD I CANHT

can i just say that i really fucking love tumblr

Seriously the best thing ever! Thank you for making my day tumblr! =)

I FUCKING KNEW WHAT WAS COMING

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East coasters:
I drove through 17 states on the way to work
West coasters:
I have been traveling in this desert for 49 years. Generations have died. Children have been born. When will I make it to the promised land
Midwesterners:
I haven't left a 20 mile radius in 2 years
Texans:
Are we out of Texas yet it's been 5 months
Floridians:
Please help me there are so many oranges they are attacki–